Thursday, February 21, 2013

Naked Grandma! - Family Feud..... FUN FRIDAY!



I know you laughed, just admit it.

JOKE AHEAD:

THE PERFECT HUSBAND

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cellular phone on a
bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to
talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello"

WOMAN: "Hi Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes."

WOMAN: "I'm at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's
only $2,000; is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the new models. I
saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "$90,000." ;

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing... I was just talking to Janie and
found out that the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're
asking $980,000 for it."

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and make an offer of $900,000. They'll probably
take it. If not, we can go the extra eighty-thousand if it's what you
really want."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!"

MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in
astonishment, mouths wide open.

He turns and asks, "Anyone know who's phone this is?"


Poor man that comes home to all of that, lol!!

6 comments:

Bloviating Zeppelin said...

Sounds like a Man's interpretation of the facts. And quite fun!

BTW, I REALLY like the "new" masthead above!

BZ

Leticia said...

Thanks, BZ. Yep!

Teresa said...

The naked grandma answer and the story are hilarious. Naked grandma just might have the intruder scared running away.

Bob said...

That was hilarious. Thanks for posting that.

The pic is good, too.

christian soldier said...

LOL LOL LOL-what more can I say!!
Carol-CS

Leticia said...

Teresa, I know right? Ahhh...Naked Grandma!! :)

Bob, you are very welcome. Sometimes we just need a break from politics and a time to just laugh.

Carol, I know, every time I watch it, I break out laughing...

I can't believe that was the first thing that popped into that man's head! LOL!