Monday, October 19, 2009

Conservatives vs Leftists on Liberty

If a conservative doesn’t like guns, he doesn’t buy one.

If a liberal doesn’t like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.
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If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn’t eat meat.

If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.
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If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat his enemy.

A liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look good.
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If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.

If a liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.
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If a black man or Hispanic are conservative, they see themselves as independently successful.

Their liberal counterparts see themselves as victims in need of government protection.
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If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.

A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.
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If a conservative doesn’t like a talk show host, he switches channels.

Liberals demand that those they don’t like be shut down.
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If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn’t go to church.

A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced… (Unless it’s a foreign religion, of course!)
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If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.

A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.
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If a conservative slips and falls in a store, he gets up, laughs and is embarrassed.

If a liberal slips and falls, he grabs his neck, moans like he’s in labor and then sues.
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If a conservative reads this, he’ll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.

A liberal will delete it because he’s “offended”.
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A Great Quote to remember:
 
"Satan is no fool; his timing is good, he waits until you are deep in trouble, and then he lets you have it." by ~Dale Evans Rogers~

7 comments:

Steve Harkonnen said...

Didn't this make your day seeing this?

Some folk come up with the most awesome emails - like this one!

Amy Proctor said...

Wow, that's a great entry, Leticia. So true. We allow, they demand. Great points!

Karen Howes said...

I've seen this already, but was glad to read it again-- it's awesome.

Always On Watch said...

Truth.

foutsc said...

I love these things. Whoever did this should be congratulated. It is very well written.

I recommend this American Thinker article to everyone. A libertarian agnostic defends social conservatism:

http://www.americanthinker.com/2008/11/a_libertarian_defense_of_socia.html

Leticia said...

When I saw this e-mail I knew I had to share with everyone. It is absolutely the truth and funny at the same time.

Foutsc, I promise to check out that link.

MK said...

I wonder how many leftists read that and deleted it. Must piss them off to no end, which is a good thing i think. :)